If you’ve experienced excessive sweating or hyperhidrosis, you’ve probably heard of SweatBlock.
SweatBlock, a popular clinical strength antiperspirant, claims to control sweat for up to 7-days. (ya right…) After years of research and countless customer interviews we’ve put together a list of reasons you should avoid using SweatBlock.
1) Excessive Sweat Is Awesome
Who doesn’t love sweaty armpits? The wetness, sogginess and stench of ripe armpit stains is unmistakable… and for some… irresistible. SweatBlock will, without a doubt, ruin your excessive sweat experience. It will turn a once-sweat-soaked lifestyle to a dry oasis of comfort and confidence. Countless SweatBlock customers can attest to the devastating, sweat stopping side effects of SweatBlock. If you love your excessive sweat, stay away from SweatBlock.
2) Confidence is Overrated
Why would anyone really want to be confident? There’s hardly a good thing about being confident… success, money, fame, friends… who needs any of it? That’s why we’re warning you about SweatBlock. Complaints of increased confidence are all too common among SweatBlock customers. We tracked down a few customers and here’s what they had to say… John from Washington lamented of “walking into all presentations and meetings with total confidence,” Leslie from New York states that “SweatBlock has restored [her] self-confidence,” and finally Adam M. claims that he can “now wear any color shirts and go out with confidence.” Wow… enough said. So, If you really value embarrassing moments, fear, and your awkward insecurities, don’t touch SweatBlock.
3) Dark Clothing is all the Rage
Dark clothes, baggy clothes… they bring out your true colors. There’s nothing more attractive than dark, baggy, bulky clothes AND they do wonders when it comes to preserving that excessive sweat we all love so much. Dark clothing makes the man or woman. Darth Vader, the Phantom, the Grim Reaper, and Voldemort are just a few examples that come to mind. If you want to maintain your dark wardrobe, you should reach for a drug store antiperspirant- NOT SweatBlock. Listen to this horror story from somebody that tried SweatBlock… “I sweat so bad I had to wear dark color clothes. Today I went and bought pink, lime green, yellow, and light blue shirts. I’m so excited!” and another… “after I tried SweatBlock, I can wear colors without worrying.” Don’t let SweatBlock turn your wardrobe of darks, darkers and baggy darks into a drab, depressing rainbow of colors.
4) Nothing Beats an Awkward Hug
Excessive sweating is fun and one of the best parts of sweaty underarms is frequent awkward sweaty hugs (dry underarms are so 1990’s). If I go a day without that awkward embrace my life feels incomplete. Imagine hugging someone without leaving that soggy surprise or embracing your crush and not feeling the sting of sweaty embarrassment. Let’s not beat around the bush here… SweatBlock will deprive you of those awkward hugs. Don’t let SweatBlock steal the awkward moments in life, stick with that cheap stuff from Walmart.
5) No More Anti-Social Life
Do you enjoy hiding in the shadows, avoiding social events, and living like a hermit? Do you love that anti-social life-style? SweatBlock has some serious side effects when it comes to social life. It effectively ruins any Anti-social life you had. If you apply SweatBlock you may find yourself going to concerts, parties, clubs and being a serial extrovert. Kelly, a SweatBlock user found that she could “go out and be social and not worry about being around the opposite sex,” even more shocking another anonymous user claims that SweatBlock “saved my social life, my shirts and my confidence.” Do we really need to go on? Don’t sabotage your anti-social life with SweatBlock.
6) Curse of Clean Shirts
One of the many benefits of drug store antiperspirants and deodorants is how they leave those stylish stains on your shirts. Add a little perspiration to that and you have a masterpiece. Now when you go out… you won’t be ignored. Nobody can ignore a glorious sweat stain. At school, at work, during the football game and the club. You and your stains are truly unmistakable. But there’s something out there that threatens your sweat-stained shirts. You guessed it… SweatBlock. SweatBlock stops the sweat and doesn’t mark its territory like other antiperspirants. What do you have left? A plain old clean, unmarked, unstained shirt. You’re cursed with a clean shirt. Avoid SweatBlock and you’ll avoid the curse.
7) Your Daily Antiperspirant Ritual… Destroyed
The daily ritual of rolling and rubbing your armpits with itchy, irritating antiperspirant is sacred. Sometimes, if you’re lucky, this ritual can happen 2, 3 or more times a day… which only adds to the irritation. Why give that up for SweatBlock? SweatBlock only allows you to take part in this application ritual once every 7 days. Laureen from Michigan lamented that after applying SweatBlock one night “the next day I was AMAZED to have been sweat free!! It was a miracle!! I lasted a little over a week without needing another application!”
In conclusion… if you like hyperhidrosis, sweaty underarms, awkward hugs and living like a hermit, please avoid using SweatBlock. You’ve been warned.